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Two Bits indie-rock / Praha

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Dodatečné info

Jsme dvoučlenná kytarovka na pomezí indie-rocku, punku a HC a máme to rádi jednoduše a nahlas. Umíme i pohladit na duši, ale nejdřív si od nás musíte nechat nakopat prdel : )

  • bass and vocals: pudingo
  • guitar: damoun
  • drums: damoun a pudingo pomocí Reason software

Bio a historie

Texty songů z našeho aktuálního repertoáru

T W O   B I T S  –  L Y R I C S

 

A N O T H E R   L I F E

Observing the ceiling above me,

like if it was a beautiful movie

Pulse tracker’s beeping like crazy,

but I find this “music” trully amazing

The medicine I’m using is bitter,

but now for me no beverage is sweeter

I’m as weak as a tiny mosquito,

but I keep posing like a comic-book hero…

 

Although my throat has been intubated,

I’m patiently tolerating it

Tracheotomy made me voiceless,

but at least my pantomime skills can progress

My pale body is covered with sensors,

but I think I’ve never seen such splendor

And I cannot make my arms move,

but I keep smiling like a true goof…

 

There’s nothing I could complain about

After all I have survived

Somebody up there must have been kind

For I was given another life

Another life

 

B E L K A

Runway lights are blurry, the pilot lost the brake

Open eyes are causing pain

I’m so sad so blue, I can hardly stay awake

I wish I could turn back this plane

What I’ve found tonight is what I’ve been looking for

Twenty-nine years of my life

Drinking burning absinth to open the secret door

With a girl who’s not my wife

 

I can’t believe my dreams came true

I wanna stay on that tall tree

I’m sure there’s no one else but you

Who could help me, save me, love me, so please stay a fool

 

The student took a lesson about a russian soul

After the shot that was so hard

Trully, madly, deeply, head off, nothing planned

The squirrel’s got into my heart

 

I   W A N T

This party is lame, althought it is posh and illegal

There’s no one to blame, I think I’m just sick of people

Their chats make me yawn, ‘cause I really do not care for

The cell phones they own or luxury yachts in the harbor

 

I want to call my beloved wife

And use the emergency door

We’ll live a lonesome hermit’s life

And won’t be bothered anymore

 

I wanna go home, enjoy the peace and silence

A warm bath with foam, peacefully fall asleep then.

 

I’ M    T H R O U G H

Com’on! Com’on baby, I know that you hate me

Hold on! Hold on, don’t hang up

Listen! Listen to me, our lives were so gloomy

Pointless days were passing by

 

I wrote: “Darling I’m sorry, but I’ve got no clue

Why did I fool myself staying with you, I’m through!”

 

Com’on, com’on sweetie, do it, do it, curse me

It’s just that you’re guilty too

Erase, erase my face, delete all pictures on MySpace

But then, start asking yourself why

 

K U R T   H A N S E N

Cobain was my guitar teacher,

I can’t read notes but I love noise

I’ve always prefered scream with passion

to a scentless mainstream voice

Some say I haven’t matured from my puberty

But they’re deffinitely wrong

 

‘cause I just use my heart to recognize real art

Just so far it’s been hard, the black sheep stays apart

 

Gag reflex’s my only feeling

when I see a yuppie guy

I’ve always felt like strangulated,

every time I wore a tie

Some say I haven’t matured from my puberty

But they’re deffinitely wrong

 

‘cause I just use my heart to recognize real art

Just so far it’s been hard, the black sheep stays apart

 

Silence

Guidance

Finance

Violence

 

M A N I F E S T

Two bits of music are coming to you

One bass, one guitar and that’s the whole crew

We are not trendy, not sexy, not cool

Pop tool

Come closer and check out the electro beats

They sound like when you’re kicking trashbins on streets

Our guitars are dirty and tearing your ears apart

And it’s just a start

Yes, it’s just start

Yes, it’s just start

No time for art

 

Don’t tell us this is just a noise

Or that we’re ordinary boys

Don’t tell us you don’t like our show

If so, then fuck yourself and go

 

Two bits of music are shaking the hall

All dancing fools around are having a ball

All of you, kittens, we’re making you purr

G-Dur

We are bit funky and hardcore as well

Mixing the heaven with furious hell

Combining ballet with karate kicks

It fits!

We are two bits

No emo shits,

Silicon tits

We are two bits

 

M I S S I O N   I N E S C A P A B L E

Day by day, week by week

In the morning you go to work

In the evening you may return

Buy some food, cook some meal

Wash the dishes in the sink

Do your laundry, hoover the floor

 

Don’t ask for more

And watch your score

 

Day by day, week by week

In the morning you go to work

In the evening you may return

Take a bath, brush your teeth

Go to bed and have some sex

Wipe the cum, say “Goodnight”

 

Live your life and don’t aim high

Complete your mission and don’t ask why

Life is dry

Don’t you cry

Life is dry

 

Dry, don’t you cry

Cry, life is dry

 

M O O N D A N C E

Cherishing your nymphish moves

And following your shifting grooves

There’s no witness but moon

We are like a bride and groom

 

A glance into your magic eyes

Has got me feeling mesmerized

Come closer and hug me tight

Let’s dance into the night

 

You seem almost unreal

Fever, that’s what I feel

You must be of divines

I want to stop the time

 

A glance into your magic eyes

Has got me feeling mesmerized

There’s no witness but moon

We are like a bride and groom

 

And we keep dancing

Interlacing

The moon is spotting me and you

The stars are falling

A higher calling

The deepest wishes are coming true

 

R E U N I T E D

Look, there’s my soul

It used to be black like coal

Now, can’t you see

It’s a pure transparency

I was half dead

The days were long, dark and sad

But now there’s you

Honey for Winnie the Pooh

 

 

Your turquoise eyes

They make me hyphnotized

Your soft pale skin

Sensitive ears, lovely chin

Your sexy hips

Your fragrant hair, sweet hot lips

You are my queen

The noblest female I’ve ever seen

 

One creature was divided

Now it’s been reunited

Two halves have merged into one piece

 

I just want you to know how much I do love you, honey

Deeply and forever

 

S H E E P S K I N

Give me one single reason, why not to misbehave tonight

The wild wolf in me is howling, camouflage sheepskin is so tight

 

It’s such a torture for a man, to be pretending he’s a lamb

Predator’s instincts will prevail, I’m not a prince from a fairy tale

It’s such a torture for a man, to be pretending he’s a lamb

Predator’s instincts will prevail and soon you”ll see my furry tail

 

I’m so extremely horny, but you expect me to be meek

But last time I told you clearly, there’s no more playing hide& seek

 

S I N K I N G   H O U S E B O A T

I need more sugar in my tea,

‘cause mixed with tears it tastes like sea

I keep drinking it though, out of apathy

I lean back in my shaby chair

Lost beneath my oily hair

My head is heavier than anyone can bear

 

I close my eyes, see countless sheep

I count them twice, but still don’t sleep

 

Desperate screams get stuck in my throat

Save my soul, don’t let it fly

Help me flee this sinking houseboat

‘Cause I don’t deserve to die, today

 

Today no sound comes from the street

All I hear is my heartbeat

Sun goes down and shadows crowd the empty room

I’m watching the darkened TV screen

 – the strangest mirror I’ve ever seen

And there’s a poor man almost drown in a sea of spleen

 

S W I N E

She’s so beautiful, irresistable

I’m as drunk as hell and liable to sin

God help me I’m weak, and she looks so sleek

The devil makes me go straight to her and say

Would you care for smoke?

Have you heard that joke?

And she’s very keen to play this game with me

Let us have a drink, I don’t want to think

My conscience’s crying but it’s all in vain because

 

I’m a swine, I’m a swine

I’ve been cheating million times in my life, yeah, I’m a swine

Bring me a butcher with a long sharp knife and kill me, ‘cause I’m a swine.

 

I must be sick, my brain’s in my dick